Friday, February 20, 2015


Here’s a glimpse of what the future holds for those who will be around in the year
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Las Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senat still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and
rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess
what................ NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared.
Love This Country! It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime. Re-elect no one.